Henry MillerThe kangaroo has a double penis - one for week days and one for holidays.
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The kangaroo has a double penis - one for week days and one for holidays. It's like saying that if you want to have sex with more than one woman, you will need more than one penis.
Source: Tropic Of Cancer
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